May 27, 2016

FUNNY JOKE...wife versus Husband

Wife: honey can you please help me clean the garden Husband: do i look like a gardener? Wife:ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom door plz Husband: do i look like a carpenter? ๐Ÿ”ธhusband walks out, at returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door fixed. Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself Wife: its not me Husband: who then? Wife: Jonny our neighbor Husband: how much did u pay him? Wife: No, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex Husband: i hope you gave him bread Wife: Do I look like a baker? - See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/funny-joke-wife-versus-husband/#sthash.u9muTD3v.dpuf
-

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)
  • WHAT IS ATROPHIC GASTRITIS
    DESCRIPTION In some cases, AG occurs when the immune system mistakenly attacks the healthy cells in your stomach lining. This is known ...
  • WHY CELEBRITIES KEEP MAKING LOT OF MONEY
    Now let chart like the 3 wise men and before the end of today's discussion some of us will see what we are doing ourselves *Do you ...
  • เค…เคฐे เคคुเคฎ เคชाเค•िเคธ्เคคाเคจ เคนो?
    HEY เค†เคช เคเค• เคชाเค•िเคธ्เคคाเคจी เคนैं เค†เค‡เค เค•เคจेเค•्เคŸ เค•เคฐें เค•ृเคชเคฏा เค‡เคธ เคชोเคธ्เคŸ เค”เคฐ เค†เคชเค•े เคจंเคฌเคฐ เคชเคฐ เคเค• เคŸिเคช्เคชเคฃी เค›ोเคก़ เคฆें।  เค•ैเคธे เคเค• เคฒเคก़เค•ी เค•ो เคฌเคจाเคจे เค•े เคฒिเค เค†เคช เค…เคงिเค• เคตिเคธ्เคคाเคฐ ...